Charlie Kirk “practiced politics the right way.”
He was “a controversial and polarizing figure, but that doesn’t matter.”
His “sort of dialogue is what universities are supposed to foster.”
In the wake of Kirk’s murder, these are the sentiments that have been echoed repeatedly in op-eds written for our nation’s most esteemed publications. For any writers, comedians, or civilians who have dared to suggest otherwise, the retribution has been swift.
We’re unpacking it all today in this two-part conversation: what actually happened in the last week, and what it means moving forward.
Oh, and if you’re reading this and would like to get Katie fired, please let me know. I, Caro, am Katie’s boss, and have been looking for a reason to fire her anyways. Please relay your complaints about her behavior to our designated reporting hotline, 1-800-PSY BTCH. (Please press 666 followed by the pound sign to reach my office extension line located in the inner hallways of the darkest area of the ninth circle of Hell).
Let’s get into it.
