Diabolical Lies debut merch just dropped.
...and regrettably, we outdid ourselves
At long last, the original round of merch for the most insufferable podcast in America is here, so you can outfit yourself appropriately at your next family gathering or antifa rally.1
Get it now before Elon Musk catches wind and buys Shopify to rename it Xify and sews our lips together or whatever the angry virgins in control of our government are doing these days to those who have so far managed to retain ownership of their own frontal lobes <3
We also created a few items specifically for our Dirty Little Liars to thank you for supporting our work, and the password to access it is at the bottom of this email.
And now for a speed run of what we cooked up for you freaks…
the “small government” tee, in honor of all the kids out there with Daddy (Reagan) Issues
XS–3X | $30 | Guaranteed trickle-down economics conversation starter and 100% cotton
the “father figure” dad hat
One Size | $30 | For all the comrades who wish to covertly signal in-group allegiance without immediately alarming friends and family they’ve been radicalized into Woke Left Marxists (plus it’s embroidered! fun!)
the “black bloc” monochrome embroidered crew, for the protestors and property vandals who wish to be arrested in style
XS–5X | $68 | Unsure if Katie has the street cred to pull this one off but by God I’m going to try
the “banned books” tote, for the last three people on earth who still read
One Size | $25 | Sized specifically to fit one (1) copy of Rich Girl Nation and two (2) copies of Yesteryear because Caro has preorder goals to hit, damnit
the “dirty little liar” long sleeve, for the A24 art haus girlie / brosef pops in the room
S–3X | $40 | This one has upside text and if that isn’t the edgiest thing you’ve ever seen screen-printed on 100% cotton I don’t know what to tell you
…and last but not least, the custom-dyed “low rung thinker” tee, to memorialize the brave and bold who dare give us feedback that’s less than glowing
S–3X | $40 | Perfect for listeners who identified a little too strongly with the “‘I Love Feedback!’ Says Woman Who Cries If It Isn’t Good” meme
A few housekeeping notes:
Merch will ship in early January.
As with all things Diabolical Lies, we are committed to redistributing 33% of revenue after costs. We’re committing redistributions from this first drop to Feeding America, a national group of over 200 food banks across the country, with hopes we can offer some relief for the holiday season.
We’re working with our incredible vendor at Ambient Ink to make this merch and any future merch as ethically sourced, produced, and size-inclusive as possible.
We hope you love this swag as much as we do, and there’s so much more to come.
Here’s the password for the Paid Subscriber Exclusive items: