BREAKING: New swag just dropped for the most insufferable podcast in America
Your favorites (and more) are back.
Back by popular demand, it’s your favorite Ronald Reagan memorabilia the beloved Small Government line, expanded in a new colorway (Dirty Little Liar-style 💅).
Get yours now and support your local mentally ill woman (Caro on book tour finding out she’s a #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER).
The Dirty Little Liar exclusive addition to this collection is at the bottom of this email with the subscriber password. As always, 33% of net revenue will be redistributed to some yet-undecided cause.
Thanks to our dauntless designer Kristmar Muldrow and our incredible partners at Ambient Inks for making our merchandise dreams come true.
And now for a speed run of the new in-stock items…
The “Small Government” Tee is BACK (Dirty Little Liar edition)
XS–3X | $35 | Guaranteed trickle-down economics conversation starter and 100% cotton; no, it’s not cropped, I don’t know why it seems cropped in the picture but rest assured it’s Modest and Approved by God™️
The “Small Government” Dad Hat (original Retro colorway)
One Size | $30 | Perfect for demonstrating ironic nationalism patriotism this Fourth of July or as a gift for your hard-of-eyesight GOP grandpa
The “Small Government” Tote
One Size | $25 | Sized specifically to fit one (1) copy of Yesteryear and three (3) copies of Rich Girl Nation because Katie is trying to sell another book and unfortunately has something to prove now
The Limited Edition YESTERYEAR IS DIABOLICAL Poster (!) for the Natalie Heller Mills stans in the house (aka Katie)
(what can I say, you know pathological levels of competence makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside)
One Size | Three Color Options | $40 | For those of you who know Yesteryear is going to be considered both an all-time American classic and a Top #10 Banned Book on the Casey DeSantis Banned Book Bestseller List and would like to secure your contraband before the Florida state legislature gets involved and prices go up
The “Small Government” Dad Hat (Dark Brandon Mode)
One Size | $30 | If you want to signal to friends and enemies that you have both good taste and at least $8/month in disposable income
